vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing




can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER

That was the best part of Hagrid. Here is this man, a giant of a man, who can intimidate someone with an old pink umbrella, has amazing strength and when he’s angry he’s terrifying. But he’s the sweetest man with a heart of gold who only ever wants to teach children about magical beasts and care for his gardens and his family.

J.K. Rowling made the best character of him.



A lead character in UK children’s TV series Wizards Vs. Aliens has come out as gay. 

The series finale, which aired on British channel CBBC today (Thursday), saw wizard star Tom Clarke attempt to save the world from an apocalypse with best friend Benny Sherwood. When Tom frets about cancelling a date with a girl due to being stuck in space, Benny announces that he is ‘the equal and opposite’ of his friend, before telling him that he would go on a date ‘one day, but not with a girl’. Tom replies in the most awesome way: “The planet needs to survive so you can go on your very first date”. 

Now that’s how coming out speeches should be done. To the point and without judgement. But not necessarily in space. 

Much praise to CBBC.